performace anxiety 

a perception that an individual has that everyone you work with or have dealings with is over-righteous & too over demanding. although you are doing good, nothing is ever fucking good enough, so it seems & all your efforts seem futile.

Hey, i have an 'A' average. The teacher still thinks I have to pull up my socks, what an asshole.

performace anxiety by doctor A June 9, 2005

performance anxiety 

Worries, usually about performing the act of sex or urination, that cause a person to have an inability to properly execute these functions.

"How was your date last night?"
"It was awful!"
"What, no sex?"
"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."
"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"

"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"

performance anxiety by I'likea September 28, 2006

Performance Anxiety 

the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer

Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.

Performance Anxiety by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010

peeformance anxiety 

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.

(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."

peeformance anxiety by Bill Tyrant July 18, 2010

Performance anxiety 

When one attempts to go to the washroom in a public place, but cant because there is to many people in the room.

person1= ok ready to go

person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.

Performance anxiety by SidneyShaaw April 30, 2009

buffet anxiety performance 

when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.

Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.

buffet anxiety performance by kernelab January 15, 2016