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Perverted chicken test 

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?
Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

Perfectenschlag 

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.
"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

Elite preferred species. 

An Elite preferred species is somebody who selects their preferred species as an Elite instead of Spartan. The term Elite preferred species is often used as a slur by players who have their preferred species as Spartan.
Player playing as an Elite: *makes a valid point in an argument*
Player playing as a Spartan: "Shut the fuck up, Elite preferred species."

perverted gentleman 

1. A perverted guy who will go in for the moves, but will ask permission first

2. A perverted but nice and sensitive guy
1. Perverted Gentleman: Can I touch your boob?
Girl: Sure
Perverted Gentleman: Giggity Giggity

2. Girl 1:How can you like him, he's gross!
Girl 2: I know, but he's soooo sweet! He's a perverted gentleman!

perverted sentimentality 

A funny way of saying LOVE.

Or an expression of intense desire.
Humanity is wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

Perfectenschlag 

1) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly
"I'm so deep inside perfectenschlag right now"-Dwight
Perfectenschlag by Officefan May 27, 2012