the act of walking arround for a very long time, usually resulting in boredom or getting lost, made pointless after the invention of the hoarse and later the car
the young lad set out for a day of peregrination, and he was very excited untill he realized that his favorite jordans ahd been snaked, then he grabbed his glock and went postal on his family and his neighbor's dog, see what happenes when some one touches my.... i mean his jordans, GOD.
A common delusion, typically in older males, where their supposed sexual exploits are recounted time and again, often increasing in detail and sexual content with each retelling, typically much to the dismay of the lister. Known to occur occasionally in gender confusedfemales.
Jon: Walter really has a lot of stories about his exploits with European women when he was a tour guide in Iran.
Bob: Ha! Iranian tour guide? Were all those babes touring nuke plants and terrorist training camps?
Jon: Yeah, I guess poor old Wally really just has a bad case of penagination as well as halitosis.
Bob: Wonder if he weighed 300 pounds back then too?