A person that gets other people to appreciate the mildly spicy and cherry flavored soda of the south; all Dr. Pepperbefrienders worship every one of the twenty-three flavors at ten o'clock, two o'clock, and four o'clock.
I'm a Dr. Pepperbefriender, and I would like you to taste this tasty soda.
After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.
Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.
Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.