After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's
vagina, sprinkling salt on the
clitoris, and having passionate, burning
sex.
Stephen and I got so wild last
night that he performed a Pepperidge
Farmer on me.
Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my
vagina burning for days.