penuss

contraction of penis and puss

Damn homie, I was with this dime last night and we did some penuss activities

by SamirHaider February 1, 2005

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

by Telephony November 13, 2011

peussie

The name of that god-awful Princess at the Royal Palace. Yeh that one! Next to the Academy of Jelqing.
She is the Ultimate NAME for defining filth, vermin, bad taste and smells. Her secretary, Mary Mount, is not worth mounting. Her other slaves, like Mojo, and Madre Loki, encourage the outrageous parties at the Academy.

"Come near me and act like peussie and I'll kill you"
"Peussie is the word and the deed, and the sperm gone to seed"
"Don't you even dare think about doing a Peussie on me"

by Dynamo Mama December 30, 2007

Peussie Dump

The moment when you realize that someone just cut a massive gas explosion and the only thing to do is run for your life.

That Peussie Dump filled the theater and caused the show to stop!

by Peussie December 13, 2010

Ur genus eat penus

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

by boshua bole March 13, 2018

PENSUS

Penis more like peensus! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOOK AT MY PENIS, THINK OF THE ASTRONAUTS HELMET AND GO PENIS MORE LIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hehe I cheated May 4, 2021

penissimo

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.

Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.

by seksimopho November 28, 2012