Definitions by SamirHaider

hoelarious 

(adj.) When something so damn funny it is considered Hoe-larious. Especially in the presence of women because it really pisses them off

Dude did you see the episode of Chappelles show last night? That shit was HOELARIOUS!

hoelarious by SamirHaider February 10, 2005

penuss 

contraction of penis and puss

Damn homie, I was with this dime last night and we did some penuss activities

penuss by SamirHaider February 1, 2005

tear drop 

(n.) When playing the sport of basketball, a teardrop is when a basketball that is shot drops through the net so cleanly that all you hear is "Swish"

Announcer #1: Allen Iverson fakes right, drives left, floats a shot over the 7 foot defender and scores!

Announcer #2: DAMN MARV! THAT SHIT WAS A TEAR DROP

tear drop by SamirHaider February 1, 2005

haider 

The biggest pimp you will ever see

"Look at Samir Haider, that dude is the biggest pimp"

haider by SamirHaider January 27, 2005