401k

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Person 1: I’m going to keep it 401k with you, you’re in trouble.

401k by Creatorof401k December 8, 2020

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401k

A scam used by the wealthy to rip off the working class.

The market dropped so much that all last years contributions to my 401k have been wiped out. I'll bet the clowns that managed it made sure their big money clients didn't lose anything.

401k by wjc August 5, 2008

Related Words

401k • 401k and chill • 401k dude • 401k energy • 401K Tits • 401karen • 401kill • 401KO'd • Alabama 401K • Gump 401K

401K

A girl or guy that you could see yourself marrying in the future, but currently want to remain friends. You invest time and conversation occasionally in this person because you know the payout in the future will be worth it.

Bro 1 -"Hey bro, are you going to date Molly?"

Bro 2 -"No, right now shes just my 401K."
Bro 1 -"What does that mean?"
Bro 2 -"Right now isn't the right time to date her, but I see myself marrying her when I retire from these hoes and my current lifestyle."

401K by teejstroyer27 April 26, 2015

401k

Someone who is legally too young to date, so an older, interested individual must invest time and effort into a platonic relationship until such time they can reap the forbidden benefits legally.

"Yes! I've been friends with this girl for a year and it's finally her 18th birthday. Time to cash in my 401k!"

401k by Capybarrra November 13, 2011

401k

a Fucking Joke.

Hey dumb ass, why don't you go get a 401k . gotta be a fucking retarded if you think I'm lying.

401k by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

401k and chill

Something dumb shits do: Cash out their 401k and just chill for a few months until it runs out. Then find a job, if any employer would be so lucky to have their dumb ass.

This asshole at work got laid off and decided to 401k and chill for a few months.

401k and chill by nogimmick December 29, 2015

401k energy

1.)when a person presents as financially stable and well-adjusted.
2.) when a person is attractive due to their financial status or mature behavior.

Olivia Wilde married Jason Sudeikis for his 401k energy.

401k energy by Mickey Mackenzie FM April 28, 2023

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026