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cross between a penis and a cock

I Have a 12 inch Penock

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Penocentrism

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

Penocentrism by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

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penuck

A Mj who really like ducks, The king of all ducks, sucks on duck tities, lick duck assholes and clean there butts after pooping out a duck egg

Wow is that a penuck? hes cleaning out my wifes butthole

penuck by ditionary September 9, 2022

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pecockichu

A mix between a peacock and pickachu

Look at the pecockichu over there.

pecockichu by Peeneater69 May 10, 2019

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Squirting Penoch

The act of a smelly pussy ejaculating during climax

Your sister's squirting penoch ruined my sheets.

Squirting Penoch by Paco Taco Soliz March 21, 2010

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Penocentric

The act of including a reference to ones penis in various circumstances either by direct reference or insinuation.

He is so Penocentric always taking about his cock, dick, penis... etc.

Speaking of big, you should see my Penis.

You know, having a great penis is all I need...

That ______, reminds me of my penis

Penocentric by JamesClan September 1, 2013

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penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.

Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.

penocchio by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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