penockulous 

At a level higher than recockulous. So insanely ludacris that recockulous just doesn't suffice.

Julie was so penockulously hot I had trouble believing she was only 15!

penockulous by DowneyDowns June 12, 2008

Phenokulous 

Beyond Extremely Unbelievable, more so than even Ridonkulous

Dude, I can't believe a naked chick showed up at your dorm when you were tripping. That was so phenokulous!

Phenokulous by Number 62 January 9, 2009