Definitions by SuccleMyToes

Testicle

The name of the most tender part of the steak. This should only be used at dinner parties with large groups of family.

Johnny: Hey mom save me the testicle! It's my favorite part of dinner!

Testicle by SuccleMyToes May 8, 2018

Jesus 

The real OG

Sweet Jesus

Jesus by SuccleMyToes November 11, 2017

Truffle Butter 

A smooth, peanut butter-like cream often spread on toast or croissants.

Bob: Yo dude pick me up some truffle butter while you're out.
Clob: You got it my man ;)
Bob: Why did you wink
Clob: ;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))

Truffle Butter by SuccleMyToes November 11, 2017

Neck flub 

That neck skin that hangs off old peoples necks. dont touch it. its a trap

Max: Dude did you hear about Jonny
Alex: Yeah I heard he touched the lunch lady's neck flub and got in a coma

Neck flub by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Furry

the brief stage before a harsh snowfall

mom: jeez it's really furrying out there
me: wait what did you just say

Furry by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

Condom by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

Lube 

The zig zag track underneath the zipper.

Mom my zipper is undone pass me some lube

Lube by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017