Jesus

The real OG

Sweet Jesus

by SuccleMyToes November 11, 2017

Furry

the brief stage before a harsh snowfall

mom: jeez it's really furrying out there
me: wait what did you just say

by SuccleMyToes November 07, 2017

Viagra

the sound a trumpet makes when un tuned

band teacher: the trumpet section is taking viagra. dont forget to fiddle with the buttons before you start, so your trumpet gets use to it and becomes tuned

by SuccleMyToes November 07, 2017

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 07, 2017

Neck flub

That neck skin that hangs off old peoples necks. dont touch it. its a trap

Max: Dude did you hear about Jonny
Alex: Yeah I heard he touched the lunch lady's neck flub and got in a coma

by SuccleMyToes November 07, 2017

Truffle Butter

A smooth, peanut butter-like cream often spread on toast or croissants.

Bob: Yo dude pick me up some truffle butter while you're out.
Clob: You got it my man ;)
Bob: Why did you wink
Clob: ;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))

by SuccleMyToes November 11, 2017

Lube

The zig zag track underneath the zipper.

Mom my zipper is undone pass me some lube

by SuccleMyToes November 07, 2017