pinochio 

The method by which the male's orgasm is increased in intensity by his partner's "faking" or lying about their orgasm during intercourse. First described by Walt Disney back in the early 1900's.

Man I had a great Pinochio last night. She kept screaming louder and louder to make it better for me, but I knew it was fake because she was reading Cosmo while we did it.

pinochio by Skanky McStank March 28, 2007

Pinochio 

Not unlike docking only when your foreskin is adhered to the tip of another’s nose.

He felt like a real boy when he looked down and was pinochioEd to his girlfriend probiscus.

Pinochio by anonymous August 6, 2022

does pinochio have wooden balls 

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

does pinochio have wooden balls by J. @kins May 6, 2008

pinche pinochio 

Lying Pussy

My ex is a pinche pinochio, shes been cheating with all my homies. Her shit is big and loose! Meat curtains are flappin!

pinche pinochio by The Rizzo November 26, 2019

a fuckwit genius called pinochio 

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

a fuckwit genius called pinochio by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

brown pinocchio 

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

brown pinocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

pinocchio's closet 

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

pinocchio's closet by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009