Penny's Gambit 

Claiming your team has a COVID outbreak in order to avoid playing against a strong opponent.

Penny Hardaway claimed his Memphis Tigers had COVID so they wouldn't have to face Rick Barnes and the Tennessee Volunteers. He used the old Penny's Gambit. It's a bold move, but at least avoids the loss and he can still claim that his team was superior even though they contracted COVID and Tennessee didn't.

Penny's Gambit by LastBoyScout January 4, 2022

Sam Penny's lover (not lover)

AN IDIOT
BLANK HIM
COMMON
SHOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO YEHUDA

'WOW Sam Penny's lover (not lover) IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING'

Sam Penny's lover (not lover) by babyjoffjoff November 28, 2019

What's a penny made out of? 

Instead of saying "cop!", you can ask this question and not seem obvious.

"What's a penny made out of?" Copper"

Used to signal the presence of a cop.

barthalamule: Hey Joe, what's a penny made out of?
joe: Copper

What's a penny made out of? by SkiTheEast November 14, 2012

penny social 

snack food made of mackerel or sardines...similar to tuna salad...with vinegar added.
In the early days of the South, black people would sell this item, which was served on a cracker, for one cent each at certain functions or gatherings, hence the name "penny socials"

Grandma made penny socials for our picnic

penny social by stike a poser August 11, 2004

penny stealing jew 

A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's

You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!

penny stealing jew by Quite literally hitler July 23, 2017

penny-slut 

A person who is such a cheap floozy, they are willing to pleasure you sexually for the cheap price of one penny.

Penny-slut may also refer to someone who gets worked up over the simplest of things.

Jim was walking down the street one day when he encountered a group of penny-sluts willing to give him a handy for a penny a piece.

Hana is being such a penny-slut about making sure the forks go on the right instead of the left on the table.

penny-slut by Ka-zott February 23, 2011

penny stock dating 

Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.

"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."

penny stock dating by WolfofWyomingSt February 27, 2014