pennsylvania popsicle 

Insert a young ladies feet into an ice bath. Once they have reached exactly 28.35 degrees Fahrenheit proceed to insert your penis into her anal cavity. When you are ready pull her out of the bath and ejaculate all over her toes. Lastly slowly suck the toes clean of your semen.

After a long hot day there is nothing like a Pennsylvania popsicle to cool ya down

pennsylvania popsicle by Dirtydawgz October 16, 2017

pennsylvania popsicle 

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.

just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming

pennsylvania popsicle by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025