penisphor 

Sexual metaphor that's penis related.

Whats a penisphor? A metaphor based around sexual shit

penisphor by Dr.DeezNuts December 15, 2019

Penisposter 

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.

jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter

Penisposter by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Peniaphobia 

The fear of poverty.

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!

Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

penishopper 

A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick

Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!

penishopper by lil lou xxx May 2, 2010

penisphobia

Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!

he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.

penisphobia by lynz[ee] June 16, 2006

penipsoriasis

Penipsoriasis: skin condition that results from falling asleep at a party with one's shoes on and having penises drawn on one's face with sharpies that last into the next day or beyond.

Did you see Carl today? He's got a bad case of penipsoriasis after the party last night! Hope it clears up before work on Monday!

penipsoriasis by TheOneAndOnlyTalena August 1, 2011

penisplosion 

An intense abundance of fluid exiting the penis.

"Penisplosion" was the last word that Lynda remembers hearing before being shot against the wall by a neverending force of flowing semen.

penisplosion by Borisimo September 28, 2003