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peniscock 

term used for somebody stupid/ignorant or annoying, or a man with two wieners that can pleasure a girl very good through both holes, but only has one big nut.
A girl saying "wow that peniscock was good last night, my anus AND vagina hurts." Or a dad saying to his son "go clean off the the kitchen table you peniscock!"
peniscock by peniscock October 5, 2008

peniscock 

it is a penis combined wuth cocj
njknlhh: i kuje syck dickt and a agge peniscock
sntgakjlhgb: kujew shittsing???
peniscock by blast shidding January 24, 2022

Black Peniscock 

Black Peniscock is my favorite type of cock. It's oversized and has chocolate flavor on the outside. But there's a special surprise on the inside with delicious creamy feeling.

Peniscopter 

When a man rotates his pelvic area rapidly to make his penis whirl around like the blades of a helicopter.
Girl: "Why are you late"
Guy: "I was peniscoptering in the shower"
Girl: "Oh. Well that explains it."
Peniscopter by Earl Sweatshirt91 November 9, 2013

Penisbocker 

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.
Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.
Penisbocker by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

Peniscola, Spain 

The most random name for a city in the world.
Yo, we goin to Peniscola, Spain.
'What?!'
It's a city in Spain. It's called Peniscola.
Peniscola, Spain by Did he just move? February 20, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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