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turkish penis salad 

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Salad Penis

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.
I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.
Salad Penis by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

peniscalada

a drink favored by old men.

Females and small children

Warning may contain NUTS
That old bastard wants a peniscalada

A drink that is made in a man's pants. for women or oldmen .Those sick bastrads.
peniscalada by Nickyvandal July 4, 2008

peniscalada

A mixture between cum and vodka. Similar to pinacalada.
My friend and I got a guy to cum into a cup and we mixed it with vodka. Very TASTY!! we love peniscalada!
peniscalada by M.D.H June 28, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026