penis-salad 

An event or a party without female participants

Oh, no!!!!? Dude, this is a penis-salad party here!!

penis-salad by Madon Puerto January 5, 2011

turkish penis salad 

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?

turkish penis salad by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003

Salad Penis

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.

I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.

Salad Penis by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

peniscalada

a drink favored by old men.

Females and small children

Warning may contain NUTS

That old bastard wants a peniscalada

A drink that is made in a man's pants. for women or oldmen .Those sick bastrads.

peniscalada by Nickyvandal July 4, 2008

peniscalada

A mixture between cum and vodka. Similar to pinacalada.

My friend and I got a guy to cum into a cup and we mixed it with vodka. Very TASTY!! we love peniscalada!

peniscalada by M.D.H June 28, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019