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penis stiffy by Liljaye_08 May 2, 2018
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A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis)
An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.
Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009
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a.s.p (always stiff penis)
1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
a.s.p (always stiff penis) by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009
Real Stiff Penis
1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.
2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.
Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
Real Stiff Penis by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
Breadhead
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008