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penis pop 

when you get hit on/or fall on your penis resulting in a very painful reaction and some funny looks
dude today in lunch i got a penis pop
penis pop by spying cow October 18, 2006

Penis pop 

When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.
I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.
Penis pop by stinkywhitedick July 6, 2015

penis pop 

Some Guy: "My penis had a stroke! Call my friends! Call CNN! Call 911! Let the whole world know that my penis had a stroke!"

Some other guy: "I popped my penis hemeroid! Give me raise!"
penis pop by I went numba 3 on yo mom September 4, 2005

pop a penis

To get really pissed off at someone.
Easy there Nick, no need to pop a penis.
pop a penis by Bro Me March 7, 2011

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast
i have a pop up penis
pop up penis by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

pop out penis 

A retracted penis, usually due to obesity, which is buried or hidden beneath the surface of the surrounding skin. Usually resembles a sphincter when not erect.
I thought he had a front butt, til he got horny. Then the pop out penis grew like a mighty redwood.... sapling.
pop out penis by BrotherHolcomb October 25, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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