4 definitions by miguel cannuli

1

someone who uses a sock as a condom

she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock cock

by miguel cannuli August 23, 2005

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2

a penis that gets hard fast

i have a pop up penis

by miguel cannuli August 23, 2005

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3

Weird retard midget from the movie 300 that cant lift his shield and looks like my aunt who barks at me cause shes fucking crazy

Gimpacus you can be in my army if you can lift a shield

by miguel cannuli April 01, 2007

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4

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

by miguel cannuli August 23, 2005

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