Definitions by stinkywhitedick

Political coward 

Someone who ensures their opponents are excluded from a political debate before an election. Numerous Republican and [Democrat]ic politicians are guilty of this.

Sexy Lady: Hey, why isn't Gary Johnson up there with Hillary Clinton and [Donald Trump]?!?

Greg: Because they are political cowards. They rig the system so people will forever be slaves to the two-party system.

Sexy Lady: FUCK ME GREG

*Greg fucks Sexy Lady*

Political coward by stinkywhitedick October 8, 2017

Shit hell 

When your asshole produces a 2 inch wide, 2 foot long or longer turd. The whole process takes about half an hour and causes multiple veins in the butthole to burst, with severe amounts of blood dripping from the asshole. The turd itself refuses to come out as anything other than a long, solid turd.

Person 1: What the fuck took you so long, dude?
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head

Shit hell by stinkywhitedick June 21, 2016

California 

A liberal shithole

California is a strong Democrat state, hence all their retarded laws

California by stinkywhitedick October 25, 2015

Yahoo Answers

A once beautiful and fun site to troll on but now is a PC shithole full of utter faggots.

Yahoo Answers was once full of hilarious trolls and fails but when the PC fags took over it all turned to shit. Now a simple "What is your favorite color?" is a severe violation of the Terms & Conditions, according to users who suck the Yahoo penis.

Yahoo Answers by stinkywhitedick September 29, 2015

Triple Decker 

A sex act involving three people, 2 males and 1 girl. First one man lays on his back with an erect penis. A girl then lays on top with the erect penis inside her anus or vagina, doesn't matter. Then a second man will get on top of the girl and insert his erect penis into an available hole (vagina, anus, doesn't matter).

When doing a Triple Decker your penises can touch inside the woman

Triple Decker by stinkywhitedick September 29, 2015

Parmesan Penis 

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

Parmesan Penis by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015

Penis pop 

When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.

I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.

Penis pop by stinkywhitedick July 6, 2015