by stinkywhitedick September 07, 2015
by stinkywhitedick August 20, 2015
When your asshole produces a 2 inch wide, 2 foot long or longer turd. The whole process takes about half an hour and causes multiple veins in the butthole to burst, with severe amounts of blood dripping from the asshole. The turd itself refuses to come out as anything other than a long, solid turd.
Person 1: What the fuck took you so long, dude?
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head
by stinkywhitedick April 06, 2016
by stinkywhitedick June 07, 2015
When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.
I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.
by stinkywhitedick June 26, 2015
Yahoo Answers was once full of hilarious trolls and fails but when the PC fags took over it all turned to shit. Now a simple "What is your favorite color?" is a severe violation of the Terms & Conditions, according to users who suck the Yahoo penis.
by stinkywhitedick August 20, 2015
A sex act involving three people, 2 males and 1 girl. First one man lays on his back with an erect penis. A girl then lays on top with the erect penis inside her anus or vagina, doesn't matter. Then a second man will get on top of the girl and insert his erect penis into an available hole (vagina, anus, doesn't matter).
by stinkywhitedick August 20, 2015