penis pimp

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noun. a gay pimp, ususally quite annoying

fag: yo man, i'm a penis pimp
normal people: wtf

penis pimp by sekio October 20, 2004

Penis Pimple

1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.

Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple

Penis Pimple by John Murphy 1slynigga July 10, 2015

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Penis pimple

My sister that’s all you need to know

“My sister is a penis pimple from hell the ruined my life”

Penis pimple by Shesabitchtrustme December 2, 2017

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Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

Purple Penis Pimple Popper by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018

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PenisPump

Suction device for male enlargement!

Suckerfish me PenisPump!

PenisPump by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020

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penispimp

One of the best insults to use ever. It doesn't have an actual meaning but thats what makes it so great.

"Damn oliver is such a penispimp." -anni

penispimp by Penispimp November 13, 2022

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Penispumple

A large blister or cyst like growth created from overuse of a penis pump.

Jack: My junk hurts.
Jill: Damn, that's the biggest penispumple I've ever seen!

Penispumple by Crippey Boy June 13, 2014

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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