penis pimp 

noun. a gay pimp, ususally quite annoying

fag: yo man, i'm a penis pimp
normal people: wtf

penis pimp by sekio October 20, 2004

Penis Pimple 

1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.

Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple

Penis Pimple by John Murphy 1slynigga July 10, 2015

Penis pimple 

My sister that’s all you need to know

“My sister is a penis pimple from hell the ruined my life”

Penis pimple by Shesabitchtrustme December 2, 2017

Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

Purple Penis Pimple Popper by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018

PenisPump 

Suction device for male enlargement!

Suckerfish me PenisPump!

PenisPump by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020

penispimp

One of the best insults to use ever. It doesn't have an actual meaning but thats what makes it so great.

"Damn oliver is such a penispimp." -anni

penispimp by Penispimp November 13, 2022

Penispumple 

A large blister or cyst like growth created from overuse of a penis pump.

Jack: My junk hurts.
Jill: Damn, that's the biggest penispumple I've ever seen!

Penispumple by Crippey Boy June 13, 2014