penis monger

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"

When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.

by DaMathBoy November 1, 2006

penis monger

one who loves the penis

wow that penis monger sure does love the penis

by frankly honest March 24, 2008

penis monger

a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.

Staw away from that penis monger!

by Evan Macias June 25, 2005

penis mongrel

someone who hogs all the cock.

Dude your sister is such a penis mongrel!

by DUDE! January 31, 2004

penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition

Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u

by Masturbate March 10, 2008

Penis-mongral

One that frequently engages in oral acts of sex. Also, can be a term used for a rude, arrogant, or doucher person.

Joe: Man, that girl sucks dick a lot.

Bob: Yea, she's a total Penis-mongral.
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John: Hey, quit being such a penis-mongral!

by mynameisnotjeff March 24, 2009

penis-mongor

likes dicks all up in his ass crack and slappin his bitch ass leg as the penis is erected and pounding his shit farther into his ass hole in other words a black guy with a big dick that likes cocks in his BUNG HOLE.

That queer is a penis-mongor and likes it up the f**cking ass like a choo choo train.

by JESUS THE GREAT PUBIS May 8, 2007