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penis monger 

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"
When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.
penis monger by DaMathBoy November 1, 2006
Words you can keep

penis monger 

wow that penis monger sure does love the penis
penis monger by frankly honest March 24, 2008

penis monger 

a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.
Staw away from that penis monger!
penis monger by Evan Macias June 25, 2005

penis mongrel 

Dude your sister is such a penis mongrel!
penis mongrel by DUDE! January 31, 2004

penis mongor 

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition

Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u
penis mongor by Masturbate March 10, 2008

Penis-mongral 

One that frequently engages in oral acts of sex. Also, can be a term used for a rude, arrogant, or doucher person.
Joe: Man, that girl sucks dick a lot.

Bob: Yea, she's a total Penis-mongral.
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John: Hey, quit being such a penis-mongral!
Penis-mongral by mynameisnotjeff March 24, 2009

penis-mongor 

likes dicks all up in his ass crack and slappin his bitch ass leg as the penis is erected and pounding his shit farther into his ass hole in other words a black guy with a big dick that likes cocks in his BUNG HOLE.
That queer is a penis-mongor and likes it up the f**cking ass like a choo choo train.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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