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penis flop 

also known as "PF", the condition where a male's penis- whether donning underwear or not- is unknowingly, or knowingly showing through his pants and consistently hitting said pants as he walks, runs or generally moves. Females tend to whisper "PF" to tell one another that they've spotted penis flop on a male.
"Check it out, girl! PF! PF! Anfernee's got penis flop! I can totally see it through his track pants. It's all flappin against his pants and shit!"
penis flop by squigglypoof September 1, 2009
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Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping 

When a trans nigga is twerking and his penis is flopping
Look that guy 's Walla Big Black Penis is Flopping

floppy horse penis

A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.
1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.

2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir

3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?
floppy horse penis by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009

Floppy Penis 

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.
" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"
Floppy Penis by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018

Floppy penis 

A floppy penis is where a fully grown male has a penis that will droop for the rest of his life. His penis will hang down in shame and never become erect even if he takes viagra!
The women screamed in horror as she realised he had a floppy penis
Floppy penis by Chris2603 November 10, 2016

Floppy Penis 

a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.
sorry bae i've got a Floppy Penis
NATHAN you Floppy Penis
Floppy Penis by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018

Floppy Penis 

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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