penis colata

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a drink you ask for with a deep accent at 7-11

hey mis-ter, you seeem to be outta dis penis colata

-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-

"if u like penis colata"

penis colata by Peaches June 16, 2004

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Penis Colata

A fascinating drink made with your favorite rum, pineapple juice or chunks and a generous helping of fresh jizz.

A classic, refreshing penis colada is made by blending 2 oz white rum, 1.5–2 oz cream of man, 2 oz pineapple juice, and 1 cup of ice until smooth. For the best texture, use frozen pineapple chunks or extra ice, and garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.

Ingredients
2oz rum
2oz pineapple juice
1.5-2oz cream of man (jizz)
1 cup Ice (or frozen pineapple chunks for more flavor)
Optional: 1/2 oz fresh lime juice (to balance sweetness)

Directions
Blend everything together.

I ordered a penis colata last night but the bartender said he was empty.

Penis Colata by Speedytaco New April 22, 2026

Related Words

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Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

Penis Colada by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008

Penis Colada

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.

her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.

Penis Colada by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014

Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.

Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!

Penis Colada by RBurton May 16, 2009

Penis Coolata

A beautiful drink made of sperm and served in a salt rimmed glass. Always tasty

I saw michaela drinking a Penis Coolata and licking her lips.

Penis Coolata by peniscoolataluva April 20, 2011

Penis Colada

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.

I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.

Penis Colada by Enell January 5, 2013

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026