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Penis Chicken 

When two men face off, eye to eye, both extending there hands grasping the opponents penis. This is a very strategic game, removing your hand from the penis is immediate disqualification declaring yourself as gay. Other way of losing this game is to be first boner, this creates different offensive and defensive strategies to win the game. Loser is declared Gay. This is the only full proof way of showing your homies you handle pressure well.
Chauncy: Did you see the look on Chaz face when he lost Penis Chicken? Frank: Can't help but declare him a gay homie.
Penis Chicken by Penischicken August 16, 2016
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penis chicken 

Chicken that is obtained from late night low quality takeaway outlets. The chicken is usually brushed by one of the workers Penis without the customer seeing. It can also be obtained indirectly through the handling of the chicken if one of the workers has failed to wash his hands.Usually only consumed by persons under the influence of copius amounts of alcohol.
'Man i feel like some Penis chicken after them beers'
'yo bruv that is some good penis chicken'
'alright son, can i have 3 pieces of penis chicken and some fries'

chicken penis 

When you eat chicken while watching porn and masturbating
i love it when the grease from the chicken makes a lubricant for my penis and makes it into a chicken penis

Chicken penis 

The tastiest part of a chicken wig
"I just finished the rest of the chicken wing so time to eat the chicken penis."
Chicken penis by The yaoi meister September 6, 2020

penis buck buck chicken egg 

*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*
hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited

chicken nigga penis 

when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."

Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"

Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."

Percy: "Oof bro..."

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