pictory 

A victory of picture-taking.

Ah, that's pictory.

pictory by Allen Mister Funk January 18, 2009

Pictor 

Super villain who ruins perfectly good pictures by unexpectedly jumping into them, making obscene gestures, doing something wildly innapropriate in the background, making it impossible to concentrate on the intended subject of the photo, or all of the above. Pictors are easily spotted, usually having a mischievous look in their eye, as if to say, "HAH! I just ruined your picture. in the name of -- EVIL." Detriments to society, they usually clan together in schools or at social events, waiting for the perfect moment to ruin a photo; can usually be found throughout yearbook pictures.

Person 1: Let's take a picture!
Person 2: OKAY! Sounds like fun.

Person 1: (holds up camera) Say Cheese!
Pictor: (spontaneously bursts into scene, flailing arms and making strange faces) I AM PICTOR! SENT HERE TO RUIN THIS PICTURE! IN THE NAME OF EVIL!

Person 2: Damn, what a Pictor. She must have no life or something, ruining our photo like that... Loser.
Pictor: BAHAHAH! FOOLS! PICTOR STRIKES AGAIN! (runs off into distance, plotting her next attack.)

Pictor by Pictor's apprentice November 2, 2009

Pictorial Fisting 

When a person sends someone a picture or other image or video with the intent of mocking them or showing the recipient they have something better or something the other person wishes they had or could have.

Sarah, remember that big beautiful house you showed me online and said you would love to own…well I bought it!

Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!

Pictorial Fisting by DTrackMan January 26, 2022

Pictoral 

A Flower From The Middle East that is spicy.

to be a pictoral

Pictoral by PictoraL November 26, 2011

Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis 

The uncontrollable and mind numbingly stupid need to photograph and post your food on social media.

Have you seen Kelly's Instagram page? She totally has Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis.

Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis by CorneliusSHA December 2, 2019

pistory 

History of pictures. Coin phrased by Margaret Browning.

I saw your pistory on instgram.

pistory by ATCPRO December 23, 2016

pictoral anal 

when you shove a picture frame up someones ass

ADRIENNE: hey mary do you think you have seen all of the crazy sex analogies out there
MARY: oh yea Adrienne, I have all of thoes covered
ADRIENNE: well...what about the pictoral anal
MARY: oh god whats that
ADRIENNE: its when you shove a picture frame up your bf's ass
MARY: I'll have to give that one a try next time!!!

pictoral anal by spellmynamerightforoncebitch December 14, 2010