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penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.
Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.
penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009

penitarian 

person that has a diet consisting mostly of penis and sperm.
My girlfriend is a huge penitarian. Also the same as penivore and opposite to vagitarian.
penitarian by bakezzzz May 10, 2009

penisary scale 

(noun)

based upon the level of penis-like qualities in a person, determines how high or low on the scale you are.

Level 1-4 = having small amounts of penis-like qualities yet enough to be recognized on the scale.

Level 5-7 = higher amounts of penis-like qualities, too the the point where you must be warned.

Level 8-10 = the highest you can get on the scale, you have no purpose in life any longer.

Level 10+ = you are off the charts. kill yourself.
Level 1-4 = you pushed me in the hallway to get yourself ahead..welcome to the penisary scale.

Level 5-7 = you jumped on my back in the middle of gym volleyball and knocked me to the ground. you have been warned, any higher and your life is in jeopardy.

Level 8-10 = you never stop talking and proceed to embarrass yourself on numerous occasions without anyones help but your own. you are pathetic.

Level 10+ = nobody likes you, you have no friends, escape to a new land, for your own good.