penguin herd

Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.

They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.

They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.

Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.

Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!

Did they make weight??

Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!

What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.

U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!

Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....

penguin herd by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016

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penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabber

an obvious crossbreed of penguins and snails that possess suckers, stingers and spews toxic and kills upon contact. first came into being in the antarctic, now swimming towards mainland to conquer the wrold.

Do not bother to bar your doors, the sea monkeys and Penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabbers spit toxic which will melt the doors on contact.

penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabber by adrian de la cruz August 23, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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