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A selfie... of the penis.
Usually used during a hard flirt, in hot videochat, in stalking, cyberstalking or a prank
"Look how's hot this chick, i'll send her a penfie "
"hey why so blue?; Oh shut up! ...my stalker sent a penfie] on my mom's phone!"
" honey im so horny... i miss you... pls send me a penfie "
Penfie by Brunoide April 10, 2016
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Thomas Penfound

A tall beautiful, skinny, pale and unique, blue eyed man with the raddest hair you`ll ever see. He might be gay, might not. The guy you want to marry.
Thomas Penfound is not the male Tanya Dziahileva
Thomas Penfound by Satined April 4, 2011

Ryan Penfold 

The coolest cunt you'll ever come across.
Random: "I wish i was like Ryan Penfold."
Ryan Penfold by xxSnuffles December 1, 2010
The place that everyone wants to leave. It's the black hole of suburbia. The high school graduates 91% of all students and yet everyone still hates it and thinks they're getting a far worse education than the inner city. Everyone is unappreciative and everyone wants more. The main attraction of the entire town is Wegmans, a grocery store where nearly half of high school students are employed. There's nothing to do, and most kids turn to alcohol and marijuana for sufficient entertainment. A very generic, dominantly white suburban town in upstate New York.
Penfield is the exact same as every other suburb in Rochester, and we still think we're better.
Penfield by The great an0nymous March 18, 2011

ruben penfold 

an absolute baller rich prick that gets every girl wet except the one he likes!
a ruben penfold makes all the girls wet

penfifteen 

"You remember those days back in third grade where I invited Kevin to join the Pen Fifteen club? So I wrote Pen15 on his hand and started lollerskatesing all over the place and he didn't get it. Then I told him to look at his hand and it looked like it said Penis. Hahaha, good ol' days, y0. w3rd. N shit.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah."
penfifteen by BJ Streeby March 29, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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