Penchester Penited is a
football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers
like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers
like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished
pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a
penMe : what a finished
football club !