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pemerson 

To frustrate; specifically to offer something, or have something be within reach of a person, and then have that thing taken away.
I got pemersoned so hard last night, Ethan offered me a cookie and when I said yes he ate the whole thing in one bite.

Friend 1: "When I tried to meet with a nurse, student health services gave me an appointment and when I arrived they made me wait until I had to leave for class."
Friend 2: "Wow what a pemerson"
pemerson by Mal098 October 10, 2018
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The reverse process of emeril. After emeril occured, the girl them wipes the cum off her face and throws it in the guy's face while yelling "JACKASS"
Id you justy pemeril at me, young lady?
pemeril by sexy and gorgeous March 8, 2003
Use as an adjective when you think somone is spiderman.
A:Are you petery
B:No I’m not spiderman
Petery by ShinPark September 14, 2018

Tyler Pemerton

a guy who is abosested with his abs.
he think he is sexy but isnt.
he likes the fat ladies and black guys.
he fav sex pos. is in the butt.
he enjoys gay porn and long walks on the beach.
fag as in tyler pemerton
Tyler Pemerton by lol ha October 31, 2012
A last name of Latino's that have a great personality and family who are funny, loving, lit, and savages and a girl named Gabriella whom is awesome and lit and the queen at Snapchat, Instagram, and musically
The pererya's are lity
pererya by Jacorygcool August 14, 2017

pemerkosa 

<@236490897066426368>‘s form of love.
Pemerkosa is Ray’s favourite pastime.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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