pelcili

Very smart, or sharp

Aman is very pelcili as he has straight A’s in his classes.

by Overtime Arman June 30, 2023

Pencilist

A follower of the ideology of pencilism.

The pencil is king and I am a loyal pencilist.

by Melted1776 June 8, 2021

Penciling

When you have an itch in the tip of your urethra, and itch it with a pencil.

Dude, i had my circumcision yesterday. I was penciling my dick all night.

by Robert Theodore Bush-Arias February 17, 2019

Percilitate

(v) To make it appear as though one is doing work, to deter others from asking you to do real work by doing things that make you seem busy; To avoid confrontation with another through false labor or duties

I saw my boss coming over my way so i started to percilitate to avoid getting in trouble for wasting time on the job again.

by BoredRower October 25, 2005

Pencilius Dickitus

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Penciling

Pointing your pencil at a girl during class to declare your love for her.

The tip of your pencil (the part you write with) should be pointed at the girl you have a crush on so she can know you like her without you getting too embarrassed to go up and talk to her.

James: Yo why are you penciling Hannah? Do you have a crush on her?
Derek: Man I thought you already knew.
Hannah: Derek you like me? Meet me after school.

by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019

penciling

The act of the male sticking his needledick inside the nostril of his parnter. Then he ejaculates, and the partner regurgitates the cum into the peniciler's mouth. The penciler then swallows the "lead".

yo bernice! last night i went penciling with patrick moran! it was da shit man!

by charolette January 27, 2005