pegi

a peice of poo that smells really bad.

i just took a shit. ITS A FUCKING PEGI!!!!!!!!

by holxoxox June 20, 2010

PEGI

A bunch of retards, who always overreact, rating Horizon and Spider Man games a 16.

Timmy: Can I have Horizon Zero Dawn?
Mom: No, PEGI rated it 16.
Timmy: cries

by TheBlazeMaster4 November 14, 2019

PEGI

A European age rating system, created to inform people on if a game is suitable for them, or not.

3 - Suitable for ages 3 and over

• Childlike violence

• Very mild language

7 - Suitable for ages 7 and over

• Mild violence

• Mild language

• Mild horror

12 - Suitable for ages 12 and over

• Moderate violence

• Infrequent bad language

• Moderate horror

• Mild sexual innuendo
• Mild sexual posturing

• Undetailed nudity

• Mild simulated gambling

16 - Suitable for ages 16 and over

• Strong violence

• Frequent bad language
• Infrequent coarse language
• Strong horror
• Moderate sexual innuendo
• Moderate sexual posturing

• Undetailed erotic nudity
• Mild sexual content

• Moderate simulated gambling
• Drug use

PEGI - Suitable for ages 18 and over

• Extreme violence

• Constant bad language

• Frequent coarse language

• Extreme horror
• Detailed erotic nudity
• Strong sexual content

• Real gambling

• Drug misuse

by iamnotmyself May 29, 2022

pegis-tenderitis

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

by Beve Patty October 07, 2005

pegi 18

18+

Its pegi 18, my dude

by Dedrg October 19, 2020

ESRB, PEGI & MPAA

Something stupid, we don’t care about these we play whatever we want fuck those. We play M & 18. We watch R rated movies. Plus their worse than 2010s kids & Gen Z combined.

ESRB, PEGI & MPAA damn you to hell.

by 2006here September 27, 2020

PEGI 3

Given to games considered by PEGI suitable for all ages.

Violence - PEGI 3 games can only contain some violence in a comical text; comical violence.

Bad Language - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Discrimination - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Drugs - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Fear - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Gambling - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Horror - Not suitable for games given this rating.

Mike: Hey, you wanna play this game called Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?

Jack: Pfft... No! That's PEGI 3! I'd rather play Doom Eternal!

Mike: That's one player though!

Jack: Well at least it's got the PEGI 18 rating, that means it's epic.

Mike: You're 15, not even old enough to play it.

Jack: Well.. I'd get mildly used to it, so it's not a problem. Now go so I can play Doom Eternal!

Mike: Fine...

Jack: Wait! You're like 14... right?

Mike: Yes?

Jack: Just play a horror game. They're cool as well.

Mike: What horror games are there for me that aren't rated 16 or 18?

Jack: What kind of question is THAT? There's FNaF, Dark Deception, Bendy and The Ink Machine and some others.

Mike: Fine... goodbye.

by iamnotmyself April 25, 2022