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pee ness 

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.
person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?
pee ness by pedo1245 September 14, 2011

Pee-Ness-Ness 

you scream it when you have to pee, or use that bathroom badly
"I have to go Pee-ness-ness"
Scream: "Pee-ness-ness"
Pee-Ness-Ness by Brayde March 27, 2008

rev el pee ness

A penis shaped like a revel do to having sex with a relatively narrow flat ass crack.
haurdcidr is so gay that he has a revelpenis, i would know
rev el pee ness by judah2 December 9, 2003
A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet
Peeness by affleck April 29, 2009
used in a sentence{Go pee or your peeness will fall out.}
peeness by Rachel December 11, 2003
When you have to pee really bad and you're talking about it.
If I sit like this I can't feel the peeness.

Note: someone actually said the above sentence without realizing what they had just said
peeness by Princess Crime Mob January 11, 2005