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mosquitos pee hole 

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.
Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

Pee Hole 

The male or female tip of the urethra.
"OUCH my boyfriend game me a UTI and now my pee hole feels like a fire crotch acid drip!"
Pee Hole by Guarrasi September 24, 2005

Pee Hole 

The hole at the tip of the penis from which comes either a hot sticky secretion or a smelly yellow one.
Pee Hole by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Can't even pee hole 

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.

Pee Pee in the Poo Poo hole 

When you get through all the bases and finall score a touchdown.
Andy: "Man, Jo is such a chad, he put his pee pee in the poo poo hole wItH mY mOm!"
Gary: "Holy smokes!"

Lil pee hole 

The guy with a big truck who likes to brag about said truck
Hey jimmy like my truck well Rick this just shows you have a lil pee hole