pee ness 

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.

person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?

pee ness by pedo1245 September 14, 2011

pee-ness 

(noun) smell of extremely, disgusting pee that comes from guy's bathrooms

(noun) state you're in when something sucks

1. this sucks! PEE-NESS

2. *walking pass boys bathroom
"what's that smell? ewww its....PEE-NESS"

pee-ness by bugirlito3 September 3, 2011

Pee-Ness-Ness 

you scream it when you have to pee, or use that bathroom badly

"I have to go Pee-ness-ness"
Scream: "Pee-ness-ness"

Pee-Ness-Ness by Brayde March 27, 2008

rev el pee ness

A penis shaped like a revel do to having sex with a relatively narrow flat ass crack.

haurdcidr is so gay that he has a revelpenis, i would know

rev el pee ness by judah2 December 9, 2003

Peeness 

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

Peeness by affleck April 29, 2009

peeness 

needing to go pee

used in a sentence{Go pee or your peeness will fall out.}

peeness by Rachel December 11, 2003

peeness 

When you have to pee really bad and you're talking about it.

If I sit like this I can't feel the peeness.

Note: someone actually said the above sentence without realizing what they had just said

peeness by Princess Crime Mob January 11, 2005