13 definitions by Slo Joe Jizz
v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated
n. cumtemplation
n. cumtemplation
As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 14, 2010
by Slo Joe Jizz August 23, 2010
(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.
(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.
(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.
Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.
Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.
Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 9, 2010
When a female stimulates a male by rubbing his testicles or licking the side of his cock while he is laying down and his cock is erect and pointing straight up, the "snow cone" occurs when the cum oozes out and remains on top of the cock, ready to eat.
by Slo Joe Jizz August 30, 2010
A person who is not very bright but intelligent enough to feed himself and put on his own clothes. The names derives from being 3 cards short of a full 52-card deck.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 14, 2010
Short for "nerdy cute". A girl who has a nerdish appearance, possibly wearing glasses and resembling a librarian. The trained male eye can see past the nerdiness and get straight to the potential for hotness. A man who finds a nute often feels like he has found a hidden treasure and will fanatsize about taking her out of her nerdy shell and turning her into a sex maniac.
The nute ties her hair in a bun and wears those dark-rimmed glasses, but most men can see how hot she really is.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 1, 2010
A woman who looks hot from the rear, but ugly from the front. The term is generally used when a man is fooled as he approaches her from the rear.
Boy, did I get tricked by a hotnot today. This chick I was walking behind had nice long blond hair, a great ass and a hot body. Then she turned around and not only hurt my eyes, but my penis just shriveled. She was an old wrinkly woman thinking she could fool guys by dying her hair and wearing clothes that showed off her hot ass.
by Slo Joe Jizz August 31, 2010