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pedigree chum 

The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.
Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.

Pedigree Chum Trick 

To take a tin of pedigree chum, open and mash into a paste. Then rub the paste onto either female or male sexual organs. Then get pet dog your's or neighbours and allow to lick off. Add more paste for longer sensation.
I had the best orgasm last night from by doing the pedigree chum trick

Pedigree chums 

Best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.
"You're on thin ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks"- Brick Top- Snatch
Pedigree chums by I Regret My Choice September 27, 2013

pedigree chump 

pedigree chump by Merrydown February 11, 2009
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026