A fucking
pedophile who has no life, jacks off his aids covered dick, watches illegal stuff, has passed only 5th grade at the age of 18, got a
job at a burger joint and quit at the age of 26, shits his bed once and has the IQ of a fucked up
retarded person, eats once he watches TV, eats 3 times a day, foods like burritos and foods like that and soda, when dating anyone, mostly a person older than him/her, their sex is 2 minutes
long, goes to a store and purchases
5 things, usually snacks that last 2 days, the only thing these people like to do are watching cartoons and throwing grenades at anyone, now we know what these people are like, these people are almost 6 feet tall, weight more than 100 pounds, have gray beards, drool in public, will smack someone with a
dildo and get sent
home when found at a park, these people are 18 and older, will find a fire hydrant and paint their houses with paint and other flammable things and they live near gas stations
Me: I
saw a pedotard a few minutes ago
Someone: What's a pedotard
Me: That thing holding a magazine full of illegal
stuff
People looking out the gas station window: What the fuck
Seconds
later
Cops are called
pedotard: Knjfrjngndn (retared words)
Translation: Who are you
Calls the cops on pedotard
Cops get out of
car
Arrests and shoots
Throws body into a pool of gasoline
Sets gasoline on fire, drives away
fast
Everyone: We got rid of that fucking pedotard
News: We found footage of cops dumping a body into a pool of gasoline and setting it on fire
Nobody fucking cares
That is life