pedast 

A man who engages in pedastry

Michael Jackson was the god of pedasts

The Vatican should try highering at least a couple of priests who are not pedasts

Pedasts should be crucified after having their balls chopped off

pedast by Cthulhu the tentacle rapist October 9, 2016

Pedasodemierda 

Cowards. Lairs. Snitches. Thieves.

Snakes. Fakes. Bitter Leaches.
Facebook whores. Twitter skeezers.
Bitchmade lames. Haters. Weasels.

Get the fuck from around me you pedasodemierda.

Pedasodemierda by Comegetsomeshucka August 2, 2019

Pedestrian Pick 

The act of getting a jump on a long line of traffic in a parking lot because some reckless pedestrian has decided to walk out in front of a car. Most beneficial when needing a left turn.

Driver: "Whoa! That fat lady almost got clipped by that Pinto."

Passenger: "Yeah, but that tub-of-lard cut off those other ten cars. Left turn please."

Driver: "Saved by the Pedestrian Pick!"

Pedestrian Pick by cjavysanchez13 May 10, 2011

gila pedas 

A Malay word referring "as spicy as crazy". Can be translated as "extremely spicy" in English.

OMG! This fried rice is gila pedas!!! I cannot eat it anymore!

gila pedas by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

flesh pedestrian 

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

flesh pedestrian by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

pedestrian face-off by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome 

Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to correct any grammatical errors one has made and is obsessed with taking this peculiar, constant, and vexatious (from the target's perspective) action.

"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."

Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome by Terminological inexactitude September 18, 2013