peach tree
peach tree by victorgardin April 28, 2021
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peach tree
an improper way to give a peach tree is to take a girl to a farm and fuck her in the ass while banging her head into a peach tree.
peach tree by njit April 18, 2004
Peach Tree Dish
Peach Tree Dish by The Phantom of the Sky June 12, 2022
peach tree dish
According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.
See also: gazpacho police
See also: gazpacho police
The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.
peach tree dish by ThumbsUpSisterFucker June 8, 2022
Peach Tree Dish
MTG: They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat, which grows in a peach tree dish.
Peach Tree Dish by headshotcraft June 4, 2022
pear in a peach tree
pears don't grow on peach trees so it's out of place. but it's a double entendre in that it's a "pair" in a peach tree, i.e. when you're with someone and you two are out of place.
Two democrats standing in a Trump convention recognize each other from their donkey hats and say "aren't we just a pair/pear in a peach tree".
pear in a peach tree by Nallok March 3, 2019
Magic Peach tree
Magic Peach tree by MaxRetarted March 26, 2004
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