headshotcraft's definitions

Aalewis

Just an atheist teenager who greatly values his own intelligence.

Hey have you heard of Aalewis? He should definitely become a professional quote maker!

by headshotcraft April 30, 2022

German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.

He did the ol' German Slip, eh?

by headshotcraft April 19, 2023

January 6ther

A person who participated in the January 6th insurrection at the US Capitol Building.

Jacob Chansley is a January 6ther.

by headshotcraft March 26, 2023

Pizza Burger Generation

These dang kids these days who... eat food? I don't really know to be honest. Just a thing the older generation says when referring to Gen-Z and millennials. Usually involves food in some way.

"I am so sick and tired of today's pizza burger generation!"

by headshotcraft August 5, 2023

It's a free country

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

by headshotcraft June 4, 2022

🟧🟦🟧🟧

Out of the ordinary, I mean.

garfark: there is nothing happening
John: I finally got the wildfire in the sock drawer under control!
garglefeld: out of the ordinary i mean
🟧🟦🟧🟧

by headshotcraft April 11, 2023

Ipad Kid

A kid born between 2012-2020 who is constantly using an ipad to watch stupid videos or play stupid money-grabbing games. Typically an entitled brat.

John's little brother is such an ipad kid.

by headshotcraft January 28, 2023