Aalewis

Just an atheist teenager who greatly values his own intelligence.

Hey have you heard of Aalewis? He should definitely become a professional quote maker!

by headshotcraft April 30, 2022

Bitchnerd

A bitch who never stops yapping.

Bitchnerd: "Erm.. akschually"
Me: "Shut up bitchnerd!"

by headshotcraft June 29, 2024

German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.

He did the ol' German Slip, eh?

by headshotcraft April 19, 2023

Ipad Kid

A kid born between 2012-2020 who is constantly using an ipad to watch stupid videos or play stupid money-grabbing games. Typically an entitled brat.

John's little brother is such an ipad kid.

by headshotcraft January 28, 2023

January 6ther

A person who participated in the January 6th insurrection at the US Capitol Building.

Jacob Chansley is a January 6ther.

by headshotcraft March 26, 2023

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 07, 2023

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

we will search this on new years day

john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai

by headshotcraft December 31, 2020