headshotcraft's definitions

Ipad Kid

A kid born between 2012-2020 who is constantly using an ipad to watch stupid videos or play stupid money-grabbing games. Typically an entitled brat.

John's little brother is such an ipad kid.

by headshotcraft January 28, 2023

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

🟧🟦🟧🟧

Out of the ordinary, I mean.

garfark: there is nothing happening
John: I finally got the wildfire in the sock drawer under control!
garglefeld: out of the ordinary i mean
🟧🟦🟧🟧

by headshotcraft April 11, 2023

German Slip

Escaping to Argentina to evade the authorities.

He did the ol' German Slip, eh?

by headshotcraft April 19, 2023

Pizza Burger Generation

These dang kids these days who... eat food? I don't really know to be honest. Just a thing the older generation says when referring to Gen-Z and millennials. Usually involves food in some way.

"I am so sick and tired of today's pizza burger generation!"

by headshotcraft August 5, 2023

lit

cool

john: i murdered 28 children
alfred: lit

by headshotcraft December 23, 2020