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peach snapper

Generally a male who wears a white Tommy Bahama shirt and pink snapper shorts. He spends his time stealing the anal virginities of men and women alike.
Collin: My asshole hurts...
Victor: Why?
*Suddenly Brandon walks in*
Brandon: IT WAS ME THE PEACH SNAPPER!
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Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.
"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'
by AnonM April 25, 2008
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