payero

Awesome motherfuckers. A crazy ass happy family

You see that funny nigga over there? He a payero

by youngpapi January 6, 2014

Haters on the Payroll

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.

"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.

by DannyDimes December 18, 2020

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

Pajero Master

A master of being a pajero. Chronic Masturbater. One who wrestles with the chicken too much and becomes skilled in doing so. Pa-Je-Ro.

Oscar- Hey Ariel, stop being a pajero master!!

by Ariel Caceres January 21, 2010

don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011

Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. January 22, 2009

Pajero

Spanish for "wanker" or "tosser". A man who is known for being a chronic masturbator...and usually proud of it! A Proud Masturbator. Same as Pajillero .

Soy Un Pajero Masivo!
I’m a Massive Wanker!

Tony’s es un Pendejo Pajero
Tony’s a Stupid Masturbator
LOL

by Antonio El Pajero January 3, 2019