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Differentiated from definition of playtron although similar. Term cointed by the management of the michigan renaissance festival for playtrons who go out of their way to actively invade or intrude on the entertainment of the actual renaissance festival cast. Derogatory term used on several attendess of said festival by staff.
Scenario:

Festival Entertainment Director stands at the front gates of the festival, scrutizing entering guests while chatting with another gate worker...

Gate Worker: Turns to director and points out a well-dressed young lady "Hey, isn't that girl on cast?"

Director: Scoffs and laughs under her breath. "no, that's just Duchess Pamela, she thinks she's on court but she's just a Paytron...
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Major member in a business or organization who contributes considerable financial support to said venture.
Grumpy individuals generally aren't desirable in a gathering of people, but if one or more participants are donating large sums to said group's expense-account, said paytrons are still made to feel welcome and valued, regardless of whether they have a disagreeable personality.
paytron by QuacksO July 6, 2024

paytonsexual

Im paytonsexual
Wym
I like Payton moormeier
paytonsexual by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021

payton moormeier

An amazing boy! He’s very sweet and nice, cares a lot about his fans and family! He’s someone you would like to be friends with and want to meet in person.
Payton Moormeier
payton moormeier by Ausha April 17, 2019

Sean Payton'd 

Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.

Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.
I just got Sean Payton'd.
Sean Payton'd by GManOfKC January 16, 2018

Payton Moormeier

Payton Moormeier is a very cute boy

payton moormeier

he is the most perfect boy ive know, hes funny, lovable, he likes to hug, and also his hair is so perfect, he loves his family and friends, also hes my boyfriend but he doesnt know yet ;)
payton moormeier is my boyfriend
yes?
yea;)
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