pay attentioner
it’s like when you are saying something and someone says you aren’t paying attention and you say “i am a very good listener and pay attentioner”
pay attentioner by littlechickenlittle November 21, 2017
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Pay Attention to Me Text
A text message sent to a former lover that may give false hope to the brokenhearted but only serves to boost the heart breaker's fragile ego. Pay Attention to Me Texts often appear casual and benign, such as "Hey, what's up?" However, when properly ignored, they frequently progress to more desperate attempts to be noticed, such as, "I heard our song on the radio today," or "I can't stop thinking about you."
The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.
The entire exchange may serve to rebuild the brokenhearted's self-esteem and partially restore the balance of power in a failed relationship, but all is lost the moment he or she responds to the text.
Guy#1: Marlene texted me today to say she misses me. Maybe she wants to get back together?
Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!
Guy#2: No way, dude, that's just a Pay Attention to Me Text. Ignore that shit!
Pay Attention to Me Text by Pavlov's Cat October 16, 2011
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pay attention by King of Kings of Kings of King February 9, 2017
Pay attention to my experience
I have an untreated attention deficit disorder you fucking clown what the fuck are you talking about?
Hym "And have suffered greatly because of it. I can't just 'pay attention to my experience.' You idiot's don't understand AT ALL how ADD works, you're contradicting all of the ADD psychiatrists in trying to promote this naturalist anti-medication bullshit. You heard to me say 'similar to cocaine.' And youre malformed, inferior minds are stuck on 'cocaine bad.' 'cocaine bad. addiction bad.' 'add lazy- oh wait he created A.I. and IS BETTER INHERENTLY than me.' It's pathetic that they are letting you co-opt the psychological enterprise like this and the fact that it's directly associated with the Godkin-filth is what's truly disgusting about it because YOU KNOW the only thing they will ever care about is having dominion over the minds and wills of everyone who exists. It isn't better. You just ignore all the bad parts take credit for all the good parts. That's all it is. That's all your religion is. The entire thing is that."
Pay attention to my experience by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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