Pawnch

A totally uselessly over the top punch that could only hit a blind and deaf or incredibly stupid person because anyone would see the punch coming because of the ridiculously long wind up and/or hear you yell whatever punch related prefix you have to yell at the top of your lungs while winding up before yelling the final "PAWNCH!!!" as you thrust your fist forward at your unfortunate and stupid target.

Operative Badger: "FALCON..."
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *stares at sky*
Operative Badger: "PAWNCH!!!!!"
Blind-Deaf Idiot: *explodes*

by The Lawn November 18, 2007

pawnch

an epic super power punch

FALCON PAWNCH

by Captain Falcon PAWNCHER June 25, 2009

Pawnch

v. A very powerful punch; usually used against Jeep vehicles and dinosaurs.

"Chaz just totallyed PAWNCHED that triceratops."

by Jeff February 18, 2004

Pawnch

The definition when a person of such powerful strength punches the victim, he/she is launched to a point where impact is the felt the same when struck by a bullet train, at full speed.

A Pawnch is so powerful that the victim is indeed pawned by said punch.

Bluckles: HEUUUGGHH

Ultimalion: *PAWNCHES Bluckles*

Bluckes is launched by such a punch, by Crystalion that he is smashed into space.

Bluckles: TEAM BLUCKLES IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAIN...! *Ding*

by Ultima Lion August 12, 2014

falcon pawnch

the act of screaming FALCUN PAWNCH as you aireally punch somebody while being a ninja

dude: hey man whos that on the roof?
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE

by tlarge February 28, 2009

popity paunch

Big belly fat bastard with a huge gut like an upside down wok under your shirt

Lady 1 : wow dave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant

Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as

by Dan the Man From Manchester July 12, 2019

Pancho's Comedy Night

n. An event held every Monday night at Pancho's Restaurant in Manhattan Beach, California in which a small hypoglycemic man-child hosts a show filled with national-touring-headlining comedians, up-and-coming young comedians, and hot girls the host gives stage time to in order to get their phone numbers.

"Excuse me, sir, do you know where I can go on a Monday night that has a comedy show with margaritas, mexican food, a male bartender with a pony tail, a bunch of fresh-off-the-press divorcees, young college girls, hilarious comedians, prank phone calls, jalepeno margaritas, cervesas, people passing out making the host call 911 from stage, Phil Jackson dining off to the side, young talented comedians finding their voice, beer chug-offs, sing-alongs, dance offs, impressionists, musical comedians, the six flags guy, drinking games, pregnant hostesses, balloons, sombreros, pinatas, and giant fish hanging from the ceiling?"

"Pancho's Comedy Night."

by Elmira17 March 1, 2014