Paverize

To become very drunk.

-I got so paverized last night I was belligerent with my best friend but at the time thought I was yelling at someone else.
-I got paverized and drove my car into a tree last night.
-He was so paverized he drowned in a hot tub?

by Aimery F April 28, 2006

Night Paver

A promiscuous person who spends his or her evenings getting laid by various partners.

That guy has bedded more stray bitches than the Humane society, he's a total night paver.

by troutfarm July 25, 2008

Laying pavers

Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.

"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"

by henry doobington September 14, 2015

road paver

when a guy shits on a girl and spreads it with his ass

i've gave that girl the road paver last week

by roadpaver December 15, 2006

Alabama Face Paver

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.

Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.

AFP= Alabama Face Paver

by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011

West Virginia paver

Riding a black cock in prison

Did you see the ass on that guy! He must be a West Virginia paver!

by Galon August 17, 2018

paver

A better version of a tiler.

I got a paver to do the job so it would be done better

by Shrviale October 22, 2020