Paverize

To become very drunk.

-I got so paverized last night I was belligerent with my best friend but at the time thought I was yelling at someone else.
-I got paverized and drove my car into a tree last night.
-He was so paverized he drowned in a hot tub?

by Aimery F May 23, 2006

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Night Paver

A promiscuous person who spends his or her evenings getting laid by various partners.

That guy has bedded more stray bitches than the Humane society, he's a total night paver.

by troutfarm August 20, 2008

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Laying pavers

Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.

"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"

by henry doobington October 27, 2015

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road paver

when a guy shits on a girl and spreads it with his ass

i've gave that girl the road paver last week

by roadpaver December 17, 2006

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Alabama Face Paver

The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.

Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.

AFP= Alabama Face Paver

by Matt Zeletes July 24, 2011

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