paulatio

Getting a no strings attached blowjob on craigslist

"Came home alone and drunk last night so I ordered up a paulatio" . "I am not gay but I'll take a paulatio."

by blainedamaged June 7, 2018

Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets

Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.

by troggy1009 January 18, 2009

Poulation

The feeling of joy one gets with the thought of eating chicken.

Whenever we drive by that KFC, all I feel is poulation.

by Tehmtnlion January 25, 2009

palationship

a relationship established via chat service Palringo

I'm just here to flirt. I'm not looking for a palationship.

by silverfoxchad November 2, 2010

Paulathon

When you watch a Ron Paul video on YouTube and proceed to spend the next multitude of hours watching more and more Ron Paul videos because you can't get enough of his views on liberty and legitimate change.

Guy - "Hey man, did you do the homework?"

Enlightened Man - "No, I was sent a Ron Paul link on Facebook last night and embarked upon the longest Paulathon I've ever had. Have you heard of him?"

by TheHague67 September 26, 2012

PAULatious

To be magnificiently beautiful inside and out. When a person is PAULatious they are full of kind words and wisdom. They care for others before themself. No other could over come the beauty of this person. This person is also often a bad ass well experienced drummer.

This man is so magical that he is PAULatious.

"You're so wonderful."
"awe, thank you, you're so PAULatious"

by Rae Spectacular April 20, 2011

Paulatickle

When you're trying to be political and you have no clue about politics

Who cares who's president you're being Paulatickle

by Badgerbunny October 12, 2018